I haven't updated in like a decade. Most probably know me by Vexi (TheDeadVexillologist) now. 31 years old now jesus. Pronouns are found by rolling a 2d6 and comparing it to a table somewhere.
english flower names are so evocative. snapdragon. wolfsbane. even as loanwords they’re still pretty; dandelion traces back to old french for “lion’s tooth”. meanwhile the actual french word for dandelion means piss-the-bed
Wizard RPG that takes the Vancian “spells are demons made of math that live in your brain” thing to its logical yet absurd conclusion and casts the player character’s prepared spells as a Disco Elysium style internal peanut gallery that influences dialogue trees and makes fun of your decisions. I want to get relationship advice from magic missile.
YOU - “I don’t want to die, no matter how hard I try, I’m so scared of death”
FALSE LIFE - Invest in lichdom IMMEDIATELY.
RAISE DEAD - Invest in lichdom IMMEDIATELY.
ANIMATE DEAD - Invest in lichdom IMMEDIATELY.
CALM EMOTIONS - Hey hey, just breathe okay? I know it’s scary, I know… You will be okay. I believe in you, you’re strong.
MAGIC JAR - Do I have the offer for you!
DANSE MACABRE - Invest in lichdom IMMEDIATELY
SUMMON UNDEAD - Invest in lichdom IMMEDIATELY.
CATAPULT - Gather 100 arrows and coat them within the poison of a Purple Wyrm, CREATION can help you. 3d8 bludgeoning, 100d8 Piercing, 1200d6 poison on a failed save (Talk to SILVERY BARBS). 368 + 4200 damage on average. We repeat until god is dead.
